My boss told me to buy a Lenovo mobile phone ... (Super funny)

For three years, and performance is good, but the post has nothing changed. Seeing with the company's contract expired, the company promoted in order to retain talent, I have done a Department Manager, huh, huh, really pleased. 　　　　But the boss privately also told me that my everything good, service, popularity, ability, but also a lack of managers of temperament, but also practise. The temperament of the managers are fought? pain for a long time; as a newly promoted managers, the staff were all very impressed. Finally one day, in the feast, the boss threw up a few lines, Wang, you go to buy a lenovo mobile phone use. The boss's boss! this instruction, ex post facto evidence, absolutely can and was a Taoist Daren implied a sunxing monkey's more to the back door of the stimulatory gakugei! it so happened that the mobile phone has just lost. So, go straight to the GOME, bought a $ 790 lenovo's G620C mobile phone. Then, the lenovo mobile phone and when managers what? I deep in thought, after clear analysis, draw the following conclusion: 1, from price and brand, employers should not think that I bought him, so certainly not sacked; 2, when a manager of cheats, must include in the cell phone. Be sure to have a good experience to be a successful manager---I resolved to dark underground! hard work pays off, just started using lenovo Mobile's first day, I found a problem, this mobile phone often inexplicable panic.　　　　 At first I was very worried, but then I realized, that is to be a successful manager of one of the---no cheat codes and staff exchanges! in the past has just risen, and everyone is familiar with many of the exchanges, we talk to me are very casual; now I see, this is the Manager of a taboo, and I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, often in exchanges and subordinates, interrupt or leave (panic), subordinates are gradually on I had feared, I feel I am an angry person, a recent graduate of beautiful Xiao Liu dare not only wear suspenders to work, hehe, good powerful tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Just started using lenovo Mobile's second day, I found a problem, this phone will volume suddenly very little that I am on the pillow ringtones do not wake me up. At first I was very worried, but then I realized, that is to be a successful manager of cheats bis-low volume. In the past for business people, business competence, his voice is also large; now I see, this is the Manager's greatest fear-the no subtlety, so I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, often in a meeting, talking voice, lest leakage subordinates to hear which statement, the meeting time is no longer a breathless of hee hee, one tense, tree with ears atmosphere can't produce a sound.　　　　A recent graduate of Belle Xiao Liu is always close to me listen to my work, hehe, good useful tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Just started using lenovo Mobile's third day, I found a problem, this mobile phone send text messages often glowing hair, mobile phone screen shows only half screen. At first I was very worried, but then I realized, that is to be a successful Manager 3-cheat codes-speak that half. The past is reporting that speak with leaders have to say it clear; now the work of the subsidiary arrangements, you can't say too see, this is the Manager of a taboo, and I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, often in the Organization of work, say half do not say that subordinates are going out of my Office, often is a face of popes, don't tell them what to do. But do not dare to ask, so the finished work to me, always fear lest I didn't understand criticizing their leadership intentions! just graduated in beautiful little Liu Jianping is anxious red with ears out of Office.　　　　Hehe, good spicy tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Just started using lenovo Mobile's fourth day, I found a problem, this phone is called color cell phone, in fact, in addition to the desktop is in color, including text messaging, gaming, settings, etc are all black and white. Interface programs are very funny series, that sometimes I would think that a program is written using foxbase. At first I was very worried, but then I realized, that is to be a successful Manager 4-cheat codes-made a fuss. Start the Department Manager, lest some work done not fine, everything perfect and done not to supervisor, always feel that their own departments should do, this is the Manager of a taboo. So I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, in the processing sector, more publicity to the Superior General had much work, as to the results, no one time answering.　　　　Hanging wine sold the dog meat, performance was also provincial costs, HA HA, good tricky trick! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Just started using lenovo Mobile's first five days, I found a problem, this phone has a very familiar with the game-Othello, this game I ever played on the red and white machine, playing on the wenquxing before, but I didn't expect this old games lenovo or make a new figure. Even in the whole game board full of the end of the game, it is not like other games like jumping out of a "you win" or "you lose" typeface, but whatever the outcome will display "game over", let yourself go to the victory or defeat. And although it is the colour, but in reality, even the chessboard and "game over" is mixed with black and white display, not careful attention you really can't display a sentence E. At first I was very worried, but then I realized, that is to be a successful manager cheat codes 5-don't tell their subordinates. Open

Before doing a Department Manager, likes to let their subordinates know how evaluation at a higher level of his work to enhance the sense of responsibility and sense of belonging. In fact, this is the Manager of a taboo. So I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, ask a subordinate work results, I therefore do the mystery of the face, let subordinates feel mysterious, feel superior work well against can't casually cross.　　　　Hehe, nice weird tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Just started using lenovo Mobile's sixth night, I finally couldn't stand this strange machine, frequent freezes, half-screen, known as the black and white colour, often cause the interface at the heart of the action design, worry, anger almost let me throw out from the Windows Mobile phones. I swear tomorrow must give up my cell phone. Finally, I've grasped as long nu enchanted Palm, quite grasped the essence of life than the lost mobile phones more painful is lost cell phone later bought a people like to throw the phone!!, smart as I am angry, enlightened to be a successful manager's ultimate cheats, cheat codes 6-let experience the true meaning of life subordinates, bitter and hard!! just company layoffs, we must cut one, but I haven't decided. Employees feel insecure, but we all feel that had certainly not been cut – Lao Yang's daughter-in-law also just unemployment, the family was very difficult. However, with kid gloves is Manager of taboo, so I learn to lenovo mobile phone-like, announced to employees laid off employees from Lao Yang!! dared have views, so hit the boss, who can help.　　　　Even the new graduates Belle Xiao Liu, and brushed past, wittingly or unwittingly used chest rub my arm! hehe, good sinister tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~ but this is not enough. Lenovo mobile phones in use on the seventh day early in the morning, I came to the United States prepared to return the phone. GOME said withdrawal may, but need to lenovo's testing center to produce quality inspection report. Rely on, this is not a bully? how would say lenovo's own cell phone. Bite into a testing center, obviously, the test center told my mobile without any problems! — that is, it is not possible!, since at the thought of my life's most difficult to torment for several days, I vow to bring mobile phones to sell. Then to the store, looking, dozens of acquisitions old cell phone dealers. Just got a question, mobile phone dealers actually told me that he bought this phone is $ 350 (original price 790!), but give him 200 bucks, he can help me out of the quality of the examination report. Really, he easily from the so-called "Lenovo Sun service" testing center in the quality of inspection reports, I paid him $ 200, return to the United States give up the phone. Drop the phone feeling, Jello! no longer cool. There have been retired mobile experience of people must feel the same way. In pleasure, I realized that being a successful manager's most ultimate cheats, cheat codes of seven (the end of the article)-money fix key figure, fear of people before criticizing!!, never goes to the boss, the boss of private situation nor understand. This is absolutely taboo of, so I learn to give up my lenovo mobile phone-like, figuring out the situation to get acquainted with the son of the boss is going to school, help him claim thousands of blocks to is the pursuit of girlfriend on clothes of the invoice. Oh, and my girlfriend have new clothes, of course, Le son, boss, of course, the pursuit of their cool, my boss son glad, boss can upset? hehe, good tortuous tricks! watch boss appreciation glance, I know, I also realized the ~ ~

Mastered seven cheat codes, the company from top to bottom. Department managers that work, I considered competent. But I consciously and boss, there are still many gaps. I heard that lenovo's acquisition of IBM notebook business, it seems that I became President, there is a hope that ~ ~ ~ (the original author's Note: before buying a lenovo mobile phone, I always appreciate Lenovo, in front of people is always recommended Lenovo)